Nothing says I am a vet quite like a good (subject to interpretation) war story…except for those black hats that advertise to everyone that they are a vet..or maybe a 2-1 file on the back window of your truck….but I digress.

Here is a collection of the best war stories we could recall, obtain, fabricate, or falsely attribute as our own experience. I guarantee that all stories identify as 110% accurate. And even if they weren’t, you wouldn’t know because you weren’t there!