Alright, recruits, listen up! This here’s the legal mumbo-jumbo for OldFrugalVet.com. Pay attention, because Uncle Sam expects you to follow the rules, even on the internet. And so do I.

Privacy Policy – Because Big Brother is Always Watching (But We’re Not)

Look, I ain’t gonna lie. Privacy is a tricky thing these days. Everyone’s trying to get their hands on your personal info. But here at OldFrugalVet.com, we respect your privacy more than a cold beer on a hot day. Which is saying something.

We don’t collect any more information than we absolutely need to run this site. If you leave a comment, we might grab your email address so we can tell you if your comment got a reply. If you subscribe to the newsletter (which you should, because it’s full of frugal wisdom), we’ll have that info too. But that’s about it.

We ain’t selling your data to anyone. We wouldn’t sell our grandmother’s dentures for a dollar, and we sure ain’t selling your info. We use it to improve the site and maybe send you the occasional email about something that might interest you. Like a sale on beef jerky or a new way to patch your pants.

Now, WordPress, our trusty platform, might collect some data too. They got their own policies, so you should probably check those out. They’re probably written in lawyer-speak, so bring a dictionary.

Terms and Conditions – Because You Gotta Have Rules (Even on the Internet)

These here are the rules of the road for OldFrugalVet.com. Follow ’em, and we’ll get along just fine. Break ’em, and you’ll be doing KP duty for a month. Just kidding… mostly.

• Be respectful: Treat everyone like you’d treat a fellow soldier. Even the ones who disagree with you. Debate is good, insults are not.
• Don’t be a spammer: Nobody likes spam. Especially not me. So, keep your unsolicited promotions to yourself.
• Content is king (but I own it): All the content on this site, unless otherwise noted, is mine. You can share it, but don’t try to pass it off as your own. That’s called plagiarism, and it’s a dishonorable offense.
• No guarantees: I do my best to provide accurate information, but I’m not perfect. I’m just an old soldier with a laptop. So, don’t blame me if your investments go south. Do your own research, and be smart with your money.

Affiliate Link Disclaimer – Because I Gotta Make a Buck Somehow (Just Like You)

Now, sometimes I might recommend a product or service on this site. And if I do, there’s a chance I might get a commission if you click on my link and buy something. It ain’t much, but it helps keep the lights on here at OldFrugalVet HQ.

Just so you know, I only recommend stuff I actually believe in. I wouldn’t steer you wrong. I value your trust more than a few extra bucks. But it’s always a good idea to do your own research before you buy anything. Don’t just take my word for it. I’m just an old frugal vet, not a financial advisor.

So, there you have it. The legal stuff. Now, go forth and be frugal! And remember, a penny saved is a penny earned. Dismissed!